Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Is this why they have mirrors in elevators?

I'm not even sure what to say about this. Caboolture High French lessons did not equip me for Senegalese hotels with a penchant for dermatological correctness.

French lessons are a priority this year - most of my work is in Francophone countries and I'm tired of not being able to ask questions. And even when I know the right words, my pronunciation lets me down.

Recently I was asked for my order by a waiter in a restaurant in Dakar. I ordered soup and told him I wasn't particularly hungry ("je n'ai pas beaucoup de faim"). What came out was "I'm not much of a woman" (faim, femme - tomayto, tomato).

After a startled moment, he asked if I'd like wine. I'm still not sure if this was to drown my sorrows or rekindle my appetite.

6 comments:

Karin said...

C'est tres hilarieuse, n'est pas?

Alixon said...

I once ordered a hot man in Laos, when i thought I was asking for a hot coffee. That was awkward

Alixon said...

PS - zucchinisoup is me, Alixon

Monica said...

I was wondering about identity...until I read the comment. I am intrigued though - what arrived at the table??

Alixon said...

well, it was about 35oC, so *technically* the man who delivered my coffee was hot. and also embarrassed :D

and i gave up on tonal languages at that point

Sheila said...

Hi Mon, I can empathise. I was in the one and only outdoor shop in Sao Paulo the other week and tried to ask if they sold a mug in my best Portuguese. The guy took me to a pair of bicycling pants. I rest my case.