Some important tips for the health of our ongoing relationship:
1. If I need a lift, I will let you know.
2. Or put another way, If I don't wave you down, it means I don't need a lift.
3. Not even if you beep continuously from 200m behind me to 200m in front of me.
4. If I ignore you, it's probably because 50 of your mates have already beeped at me that morning and I'm contemplating taxicide.
5. The twisty hand gesture, the offended why-are-you-depriving-me look and especially that hissing noise won't change my mind.
Seriously guys, the beeping is driving me nuts.
Yours, with a nervous tic,
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